Dear Vulture Baby,
I don't know exactly what you are doing in there that causes middle-of-the-night calf cramps, but can we be done? The one last night was excruciating and I was beginning to wonder if there would be a time in life I would ever not be in pain. Is this what labor is like, but instead of in my calf it's in my hoo-haw? I gotta say, if it is, maybe you just hang out in there for, like, ever.
Love, Mama Bird
p.s. While we're at it, I know it's getting a little crowded in there, but Mama needs her ribs for important functions like protecting my lungs and supporting my thoracic vertebrae. If you could work on not trying to break them into tiny pieces with your kicks and tushy thrusts, that would be great. You're the best.
The calf cramps are awfully exciting, aren't they?? Soon enough you won't be in pain - labor is different pain for sure, but more rewarding as once it's over you'll be able to meet Vulture:-)
ReplyDeleteSomeone told me drinking pickle juice would help with calf cramps - I was not at the point of attempting to drink pickle juice, but maybe it will help?